operation watch/re-watch funny 30-minute shows to make me feel better:

  • the office
  • veep
  • scrubs (in progress)
  • arrested development
  • 30 rock

thestudentprincesss:

oh my god i just discovered a site where you can by bulk candy by color/flavor

you can buy two pounds of exclusively pink starbursts

you can buy endless red skittles

i never thought i’d see heaven


wussut:

What is love?

Her definition was by far my favorite


theagencylimited:

Love this promotional work for Science World.



"When a white teenager named Steve Lohner was stopped by the police last month and refused to show his ID after carrying a loaded shotgun on the streets of Aurora, Colorado (the same city where a mass murderer killed 12 people and injured 70 others in a packed movie theater in July 2012), the teen walked away with nothing but a citation. But when a 22-year-old black kid named John Crawford picked up a mere BB gun in a Walmart store in Dayton, Ohio last week, customers called the police, who then shot and killed him. Here lies a racial disparity that’s difficult for honest people to ignore. How can black people openly carry a real gun when we can’t even pick up a BB gun in a store without arousing suspicion? The answer in America is that the Second Amendment doesn’t really apply to black people."

Keith Boykin: Does the Second Amendment Only Apply to White People? (via clambistro)

Shit, neither does the first. As demonstrated by the reaction to protesters in Ferguson. 

(via be-blackstar)




tastefullyoffensive:

The most adorable plumber in the world.

tastefullyoffensive:

The most adorable plumber in the world.


Track Title: Goddess

Artist: Banks

Album: Goddess

Goddess | BANKS

You put her down, you liked her hopeless
To walk around, feeling unnoticed
You shoulda crowned her, cause she’s a goddess


inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk

inuis:

fantomeheart:

The only acceptable birthday cake

so when you blow out that candle you’ll be killing that charmander happy birthday u sick fuk



setbabiesonfire:

impala-sonic-deductions:

vivere-est-ars:

every woman on tumblr should have this on their dash

And every man

Look how nobody’s yelling or arguing or making things into a competition. Look how this is to straight up educate people through a different perspective. Look how effective that makes the message.


"Melancholy people have two reasons for being so: they don’t know or they hope."
— Albert Camus, “The Absurd Man” (via heteroglossia)

Boy meets girl, boy gets girl, boy loses girl to physics.

lolmythesis:

Playwriting, Kenyon College

#lol