I want to throw away your leaves, but I also want to wait and see how long it’ll take for them to fall apart on their own.
that sad moment when you find a great song, check out the band, and find out the rest of their stuff isn’t as great as you were hoping it’d be
My hobby is finding oversized sweaters from Goodwill and wearing them 24/7.
I have only been awake for meals today.
That right there may be a statement more beautiful than my own wedding vows.
There’s no one here to sit and give me a neck massage and that’s basically why shit in my life’s gotta change.
I’m just dedicating this day to feeling gross.
+1 pint of ice cream, +2 bags of chips, +1 bad habit indulgence, +1 paper to write.